You are finally in your final year. Enough time to shayo, enough time to party and faff around.
You are on a date with one hot babe, things were going smoothly until you suddenly remembered your 2.33 CGPA.
Meanwhile your mum's prophet just sent a vision from home that you will surely be graduating with a first class
It finally dawns on you you are playing with spill over and you begin to make frantic efforts at redeeming your horrible grade. How you want take talk for house say you get extra year for school? Chai! God forbid bad thing!
Results are out,not only did you pass your exams, you managed to wriggle yourself out of a third class. Skiborobo Skibo, Skiborobo skibo, oshey baddest.... . Testimony don dey for next week Sunday. You are now a graduate!
After much boasting and assurance by your uncle who claims to know enough senators in the National Assembly.. . "Don't worry Emeka, I have worked your posting to Abuja"
NYSC list is published and you were posted to Borno! Whaaat!!
Your first day at school and you asked a JSS3 student to spell 'Cow' and he is like 'KAOW' cow!
You just know deep inside you you are finished.
Two months after some rigorous extra mural classes, you are beginning to see notable improvements.
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You are on a date with one hot babe, things were going smoothly until you suddenly remembered your 2.33 CGPA.
Meanwhile your mum's prophet just sent a vision from home that you will surely be graduating with a first class
It finally dawns on you you are playing with spill over and you begin to make frantic efforts at redeeming your horrible grade. How you want take talk for house say you get extra year for school? Chai! God forbid bad thing!
Results are out,not only did you pass your exams, you managed to wriggle yourself out of a third class. Skiborobo Skibo, Skiborobo skibo, oshey baddest.... . Testimony don dey for next week Sunday. You are now a graduate!
After much boasting and assurance by your uncle who claims to know enough senators in the National Assembly.. . "Don't worry Emeka, I have worked your posting to Abuja"
NYSC list is published and you were posted to Borno! Whaaat!!
Your first day at school and you asked a JSS3 student to spell 'Cow' and he is like 'KAOW' cow!
You just know deep inside you you are finished.
Two months after some rigorous extra mural classes, you are beginning to see notable improvements.
Source
